As is the way of life, things change. And Priapism is no exception to this rule. So, following the pattern that biology has followed for eons, the old has exited, to be replaced by a better adapted species. See the video... (3.4MB Quicktime) The new species is the most awesome DJ animal on the planet, capable of playing nine songs simultaneously (why you would want to do this is still a hotly debated topic) and talk for 22hrs without taking a breath. Presenting....
This image is a rare photo of The Duck in its natural habitat, the broadcast studio. Fuelled by an amazing diet of Red Bull, Wizz Fizz Sherbert and Viking Bars, The Duck will more than adequately take the place of the old Smelly Whale.