The Great Arguement

Episode I

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A small rift has developed in the ranks of electronic music programming at TUNE! FM, with Kat from "Immersion" (Fri 8-10pm) challenging Priapism over their latest promotion material. Kat, along with her good buddy Mr St. Marshall have launched legal action to prevent what they claim to be a gross defamation of their characters by the Priapism team. We, on behalf of our listeners and the greater good of humanity have lauched a counter-suit, claiming Mr. St. Marshall has caused irreperable harm to TUNE! FM and we are seeking damages in the order of US$4 billion.

Episode II

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The Priapism boys extended the Olive Branch to Kat on air, expecting to put down the little tiff that had threatened to destroy their professional relationship. To their utter disbelief, Kat grabbed the branch, twisted off each leaf one by one and then chewed them, spitting them back at our heroes. It was at this point that Cookie realised that she was the Child of Satan and she would never come to grips with the fact that the Boys were just so much better than her. So, it is war...bring on your spinning heads and projectile vomitting evil one, for we are ordained by higher powers to save the world from soft pop dance music.

Episode III

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The Boys took time to investigate the origins of Kat, Child of Satan (much thanks to her brother Damien for his help - u r 1 kewl demon dude! :) We uncovered photos of her and her minion, DJ Peeps, trying to blend into the crowd at the 2001 Christian Dance Music Festival.

We also found a painting of the battle between Jesus Christ and Kat's dad, Satan. Based on this evidence, we hope that Kat comes to understand the ill of her ways and realises that 'evil' will never triumph, because it doesn't sell nearly as well at the box office as 'good' does.

And that we play more thumping music than she does!

Long live 210BPM

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